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3 Posts
Aug 19, 2013 6:01pm
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Need a laugh

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13 Posts
Aug 19, 2013 6:30pm
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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint."Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister."Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church."That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

19 Aug
19 Aug
Lol Got the laugh you needed?
20 Aug
20 Aug
Good;) glad I can help
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42 Posts
Aug 19, 2013 7:33pm
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug, the bear isnt dead its just afraid to move. 
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7 Posts
Aug 19, 2013 7:38pm
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What president is the least guilty?

Lincoln, he's in-a-cent.
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6 Posts
Aug 20, 2013 3:35am
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What does a janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

20 Aug
Like this one
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11 Posts
Aug 20, 2013 5:59am
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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O". The second one says "I'll have some H2O to". The second one died
20 Aug
Ha ha i see no one else had got this yet ha ha
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11 Posts
Aug 20, 2013 6:01am
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I'll told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. 
20 Aug
I got it. It's cute.
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144 Posts
Aug 20, 2013 12:55pm
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All my jokes are racist hahah I can't share them here.
20 Aug
Ohh okay ;)
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