Name the place where divorce comes before marriage.
What gets wetter as it dries.
A farmer has a goat a bucket of feed and a wolf he has to get all three on the boat the problem is he can only take one at a time...he can't leave the goat with the feed because the goat will eat it and he can't leave the wolf with the goat or the wolf will eat the goat...so how does the farmer do it?
A rooster goes to the top of the roof and lays a egg when the wind blows which way does the egg roll to the east or to the west?
What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs outside you door.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a mailbox
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs around a putting green.
What has no beginning no ending and no middle?
What holds a lot of keys but can never open a single door?
What do you call 2 guys with no arms or legs around a window.
What nationality are you when you are on your way to go to the bathroom
What nationality are you when you are going in the bathroom
What nationality are you when you are done going to the bathroom
What has four legs but never walks?
A butcher works 7 days a week from 6 AM to 7 PM. He has 3 children, 2 boys and 1 girl. From Monday to Wednesday chicken is on special for 3$ per pound. Thursday and Friday beef for 2$ per pound, Saturday and Sunday steak and lamb for 5 $ per pound. He has blue eyes, brown hair and is 6 foot 3 inches tall. What does he weigh.?
Why not wolf first, and bucketnis second
He weighs meat. Chicken and beef.