Good motherf***ing morning

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274 Posts
Mar 26, 2015 1:52pm
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So here I am, taking my morning poo, and would just like to share that morning workouts are the shiz. In all of my 30 years, I have never done one morning workout, and I finally did today I have to say that I have not had a high like this since I did coke off this prostitutes butt on the top of Mt. Everest. Simply put, I want to drop kick this day in the face. Once I finish this poo, I'm going to pull my pants up, wash my hands for at least 45 seconds (or to one round of the birthday song) to make sure I kill 99.99% of those bacterias, then go to work and kick ass. No longer will I do late night workouts that keep me up late and make me exhausted in the morning. The night time is no longer the right time, go AM. That is all. Xxxooo Jason

29 Mar
You forgot to wipe !!
17 Posts
Mar 26, 2015 2:03pm
via Android

Lol simply.....

215 Posts
Mar 26, 2015 2:27pm
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Seems legit

159 Posts
Mar 26, 2015 2:47pm
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Lol you always comeup with the weirdest funniest s**t

26 Mar
1657 Posts
Mar 26, 2015 3:19pm
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2 Posts
Mar 26, 2015 3:30pm
via Android

I agree morning workouts are the best even if I have to get at 5.30 before the kids get up and take over my workout space.  Also helps with the movement of the morning poo so a win all round I say

158 Posts
Mar 29, 2015 3:28pm
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This guy deserves a medal

76 Posts
Mar 29, 2015 4:11pm
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Hahahhahaha HE REALLY DOES


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