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Throws a grenade kills five people and.then the Grenade explodes
Chuck Norris went to The Virgin Islands. They are now simply known as The Islands.
Chuck Norris can throw a football 200yrds under water
Chuck Norris can strangle a man with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris Has a.grizzly bear carpet in his roon the bear isn't dead its just scared to move
Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted horse in the chin.
There is no such thing as a lesbian woman. Just woman who have never met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin.....that he built
He sucks donnie yen bruce lee and jet li would kick his ass he is not as good as you all proclaimed van dalm is a ton better and more imperssive
Chuck Norris actually died 4 months ago. Death just doesn't have the courage to tell him yet....
Chuck Norris can never fight Bruce Lee. Fact.
You don't stare down Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris stares down your stare down. Mind = Blown
Chuck Norris won actor of the year award,for the movie he watched
When Alexender bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt die he kicks the bucket with a roundhouse
Chuck Norris in Titanic: he grabs the ship in one hand and Kate Winslet in the other and swims to the safety of land. The End.