Chuck Norris

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20 Posts
Nov 28, 2013 6:56am
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Post anything that comes to your mind make it fun...

28 Nov
Chuck Norris doesn't need to walk on water... he swims in dirt... :-)
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59 Posts
Nov 28, 2013 4:03pm
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Chuck Norris..
Throws a grenade kills five people and.then the Grenade explodes

02 Dec
Chuck norris sucks donjie yen would kick his ass also van daln would
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19 Posts
Nov 28, 2013 6:05pm
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Chuck Norris went to The Virgin Islands. They are now simply known as The Islands.

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17 Posts
Nov 28, 2013 6:56pm
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Chuck Norris can throw a football 200yrds under water

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19 Posts
Nov 28, 2013 8:42pm
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Chuck Norris can strangle a man with a cordless phone.

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59 Posts
Nov 28, 2013 9:08pm
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Chuck Norris Has a.grizzly bear carpet in his roon the bear isn't dead its just scared to move

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19 Posts
Nov 28, 2013 9:26pm
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Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted horse in the chin.

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1061 Posts
Nov 29, 2013 10:58am
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There is no such thing as a lesbian woman. Just woman who have never met Chuck Norris.

03 Dec
there's also no such thing as a hetero guy...
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104 Posts
Nov 29, 2013 6:05pm
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin.....that he built

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11 Posts
Nov 29, 2013 6:45pm
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Chuck Norris does pushups. All of them

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2 Posts
Dec 2, 2013 12:50am
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Hell waits for chuck Norris to freeze over

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142 Posts
Dec 2, 2013 2:58am
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He sucks donnie yen  bruce lee and jet li would kick his ass he is not as good as you all proclaimed van dalm is a ton better and more imperssive

02 Dec
Bro calm your tits...they are just jokes...
02 Dec
Its sarcasm brah.. calm down..
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28 Posts
Dec 2, 2013 8:15am
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Chuck Norris actually died 4 months ago. Death just doesn't have the courage to tell him yet....

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11 Posts
Dec 4, 2013 11:28am
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Chuck Norris can never fight Bruce Lee. Fact.

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40 Posts
Dec 4, 2013 12:08pm
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe...he holds air hostage.
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91 Posts
Dec 12, 2013 5:10am
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You don't stare down Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris stares down your stare down. Mind = Blown
                    AMERICA

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81 Posts
Dec 12, 2013 2:40pm
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Chuck Norris won actor of the year award,for the movie he watched

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81 Posts
Dec 12, 2013 5:11pm
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When Alexender bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from chuck Norris

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44 Posts
Dec 12, 2013 7:26pm
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Chuck Norris doesnt die he kicks the bucket with a roundhouse

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5 Posts
Dec 12, 2013 8:04pm
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Chuck Norris in Titanic: he grabs the ship in one hand and Kate Winslet in the other and swims to the safety of land. The End.

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