An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy
CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
ARAB: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"
ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!"
ARAB:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB:"Horse style, dog style,any style!"
ARAB:"Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!?
A group of elephents were sitting in jungle.
A sexy female elephent passes by them.
Then a Naughty stupid elephent said "wow what a figure 3400-2800-3600"!!! :P ;)
A lady in a BMW showrum.
As she bends 2 touch d fine car,a loud fart escapes frm her. Nervously, she luks around 2 c if any1 had heard it.
A salesman comes ovr n very uncomfortably she asks d price of the BMW.
Da salesman replies,"Madam u farted jst by touching it, u'l shit wen u hear d price"
I am always there but overshadowed by others and if u say my name I am no more
Polor bears eat everything y they don't eat penguins?
Answer: there is no penguins in the the north polo on in south polo have penguins
Aabb bbaa ccab guess what it is? The hint: most common use in english to one n other
The answer is: long time no see