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60 Posts
May 17, 2013 10:27pm
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Hi this is a page to talk about jokes and riddles
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20 Posts
May 19, 2013 12:24am
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Knock knock
19 May
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Daisy who
19 May
"Daisyy" me rolliinnnn, they hatinnnn~
19 May
And ya lost me lol jus kiddin
19 May
Loll i saw it on ig the other day, i couldnt stop laughing :(
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60 Posts
May 19, 2013 6:33pm
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Anyone else have any funnie jokes
19 May
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150 Posts
May 19, 2013 7:04pm
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I need to talk to you, is the one sentence in the world that makes you remember all the bad things you've done in life.
19 May
That's why it's funny!
19 May
Out of the jokes. This is the one that made me laugh Lol. Go figure...
19 May
24 May
Hahaha this is sooo true!
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239 Posts
May 20, 2013 4:00pm
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An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy
CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL: "Sex?"

ARAB: "SIX times a week."

CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"

ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."

CONSUL: "Holy cow!"

ARAB:"Yes, cows & dogs too."

CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"

ARAB:"Horse style, dog style,any style!"

CONSUL:"Oh dear!"

ARAB:"Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!?

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239 Posts
May 21, 2013 1:24am
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A group of elephents were sitting in jungle.

A sexy female elephent passes by them.

Then a Naughty stupid  elephent said "wow what a figure 3400-2800-3600"!!! :P ;)

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239 Posts
May 22, 2013 5:13pm
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A lady in a BMW showrum.

As she bends 2 touch d fine car,a loud fart escapes frm her. Nervously, she luks around 2 c if any1 had heard it.

A salesman comes ovr n very uncomfortably she asks d price of the  BMW.

Da salesman replies,"Madam u farted jst by touching it, u'l shit wen u hear d price"

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239 Posts
May 22, 2013 5:29pm
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A riddle for you guys :

I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute.

What am I?




22 May
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Yeah air
23 May
Dooz S and Nick you both gave correct answer ...but particular word is Breath .. :-)
25 May
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32 Posts
May 22, 2013 5:34pm
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What's heavier a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
22 May
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32 Posts
May 22, 2013 5:44pm
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Ok if a Mexican black man and Costa Rican is in the same car who is driving
22 May
The cop!
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69 Posts
May 23, 2013 3:14am
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If a horse was tied to a 14 meter rope and a hay stack was 28 meters away from the horse. How did the horse get to the hay stack?
23 May
The rope wasn't tied to a post. So the horse just walked to it :-) lol
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69 Posts
May 23, 2013 3:20am
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Haha yup!
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239 Posts
May 23, 2013 3:25am
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You can have me but cannot hold me;
Gain me and quickly lose me.
If treated with care I can be great,
And if betrayed I will break.

What am I?

23 May
Fat? Lmao idk
23 May
You can gain fat quickly......lol
23 May
No , wrong answer lol
23 May
Lol, yeah I kind of figured
23 May
Little bit more thinking lol
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May 23, 2013 3:26am
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I am always there but overshadowed by others and if u say my name I am no more

23 May
Truth !!!
23 May
Nope. It's silence
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286 Posts
May 23, 2013 4:52am
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Polor bears eat everything y they don't eat penguins?
Answer: there is no penguins in the the north polo on in south polo have penguins

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286 Posts
May 23, 2013 4:56am
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Aabb bbaa ccab guess what it is? The hint: most common use in english to one n other
The answer is: long time no see

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150 Posts
May 25, 2013 12:31am
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Before Walmart was invented, you had to go to a circus and pay, to see a bearded lady
25 May
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43 Posts
May 25, 2013 12:47am
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And The Lord said," come forth and receive eternal life" but John came 5th and won a toaster.
25 May
Hahaha nice and simple lol
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32 Posts
May 25, 2013 3:10pm
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I have a head and feet but no body what am I ?
25 May
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37 Posts
Jun 30, 2013 5:22pm
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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